No matter how much they beg, millions of us will proudly vote against Pampers if he's the nominee. Some people will just never understand. Now most people, if they walked out of their house, and 3 out of 4 times they got hit in the head with a bucket of dung, would probably just stay inside. But there's always the few who will never get it. I guess you have to admire their stick-to-itiveness.
Maybe they'll start sending us gifts.
....is a McCain presidency. And maybe something having to do with dog excrement.