Wow, Republicans are so thoughful

They're planning on scaling back on some of their festivities because of Hurricane Gustav. Such marytrs, those Republicans.

In fact, the Republicans are so concerned with the hurricane, President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are deciding to forgo their speaking roles at the convention. So thoughtful of them.

How ever will John McCain survive without the appearance of one of the worst presidents in US history?

I'm sure he's crying tears of joy right now.